An Irish Question About the Election

Just got this in an email and thought it was too funny to pass up:

An email from Ireland to all of their brethren in the States . . . a point to ponder despite your political affiliation:

“We, in Ireland, can’t figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.

“On one side, you had a pants wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can’t seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run !

“Now, on the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate ‘Mc’ terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship !!

“What in God’s name are ya lads thinkin’ over in the colonies?!”